Sage says I'm brilliant!



I am Maiara, 18, and all you need to know about me is that I like books, tv shows and movies.

I WANT A TRUE HORROR MOVIE WHERE ALL THE CHARACTERS ARE INTELLIGENT AND DO ALL THE RIGHT THINGS AND TAKE ALL THE PROPER PRECAUTIONS BUT STILL WIND UP GETTING KILLED BY THE ANTAGONIST

NOTHING IS SCARIER THAN DOING EVERYTHING YOU CAN IN VAIN AND STARING IN THE FACE OF FUTILITY
(plus I would like not to yell at the characters for being dumb for once)

1 day ago on August 20th, 2014 | J | 334,601 notes

inrowlingwetrust:

theblackship:

ilvalentinos:

robert-pattinson-hates-his-life:

Rob talking about a stalker he had in Spain.

HE COMPLAINED ABOUT HIS LIFE. 

TO A FAN.

FOR TWO STRAIGHT HOURS. 

Bless this man.

the man. the myth. the legend.

Crying.

1 day ago on August 20th, 2014 | J | 307,408 notes

cookienun:

Mistique

I’m seeing how she is doing this but

how

1 day ago on August 20th, 2014 | J | 147,389 notes
dongstomper69:

stunningpicture:

Creative kid. More creative mom.

fucking idiot got owned

dongstomper69:

stunningpicture:

Creative kid. More creative mom.

fucking idiot got owned

1 day ago on August 20th, 2014 | J | 156,980 notes
jollyidiot:

I have reblogged this at least a thousand times

jollyidiot:

I have reblogged this at least a thousand times

1 day ago on August 20th, 2014 | J | 786,987 notes
1 day ago on August 20th, 2014 | J | 43,303 notes

huffleist-of-puffs:

cumber-bitches:

Stop making books into films and start making them into a tv show so we could have a lot more detail to them and they can stick to the book easier.

I thought this was going to make me annoyed but everything turned out better than expected

1 day ago on August 20th, 2014 | J | 73,203 notes

savvylikenahhh:

I want more fat characters who aren’t comic relief

1 day ago on August 20th, 2014 | J | 7,634 notes

certains:

stop unfollowing me i have been nothing but gorgeous and hilarious to u all

1 day ago on August 20th, 2014 | J | 65,408 notes
fstw:

heyfunniest:

When you blink faster than the shutter camera.

nah this is some paranormal activity shit someone please tell this child and his family to move out immediately

fstw:

heyfunniest:

When you blink faster than the shutter camera.

nah this is some paranormal activity shit someone please tell this child and his family to move out immediately

1 day ago on August 20th, 2014 | J | 174,457 notes